THE  AMBASSADOR  Commodore Horak's Sea Stories

The private lives of high government officials in foreign service are often far away from what the public wants to believe they are.  Not only Jules was an educated, polished and relatively young man, but he was an excellent company.  A charmer.  He conserved the original enthusiasm for all things surrounding him.  It was no wonder he was so genuinely interested to live personally a series of awesome experiences discussed at so many cocktail parties and dinners regarding the racing circuit in Argentina, where he was stationed since three years ago.
After a number of subtle motivational subjects kept on suspiciously creeping into almost every conversation, George began to feel he simply had to formulate a reciprocal invitation, after being royally treated for a number of months.  Yet he felt certain reservations, as ocean racing implies not only a number of risks, but requires certain minimal level of knowledge, if for nothing else, for self preservation.   The reaction was brief and enthusiastic, and obviously long-expected.  Yes, Jules would love to accompany George in a regatta.
George carefully selected for the occasion a relatively short race to Sauce, R.O.U., about 40 nautical miles from Buenos Aires.  It was a simple, two-leg affair, Saturday there and Sunday back.  The outcome depended apart of good piloting, as always, on a little bit of luck with the wind.  It turned out the gods favored the heavy weather boats at that occasion.
As customary, the crew of ANDROMEDAE sailed her Friday afternoon from Olivos Harbor to Dársena Norte, the downtown headquarters of the elegant Yacht Club Argentino, having spent most of the day provisioning the yacht, this time for a crew of six.  Ridiculous as it sounded to the regular crew, the Captain had a "guest for the ride" this time.  That did not happen very often, and the regulars felt a little itchy about having some stranger upset their customs.  And as if that would not be enough, the intruder was a high diplomatic corps member.  Little did they know.
The Captain arrived about 23:00 on the wet club launch and after perfunctory salutations inquired politely where in the hell was Jules ?  The question was answered about an hour later, when the clicking sound of the old launch engine announced hailing for assistance to board.  The crew was not exactly crazy about coming on deck in the cold drizzle, but there was not much choice.  The Captain was checking some data, while both boats were dancing on the heavy chop inside the harbor.  After collecting a figure equipped with all sorts of bags and stuff, including a genuine leather suitcase, everybody started getting acquainted once below.
While ANDROMEDAE was an ultra-modern racer, her size did not warrant a crew of six, although there were enough individual bunks for everybody.  The crew looked horrified at the quantity of bags the guest managed to sneak aboard, without George saying a single word about the comfort,  and - oh God ! -  the weight.  Obviously, a privileged guest.
In spite of the early start, they stayed talking till wee hours in the morning, which was, of course,  another breach of the standard rules.  Jules got the quarter berth, George had his reserved bunk on starboard, and the crew spread on the remaining accommodations.  Till then, life was a well organized process.  Everybody had their private gear in their respective lockers.  Everybody,  except Jules of course.  He did bring, however, the sheets and the pajamas and whatever else a gentleman may not need aboard a racing yacht for a two-day event.  When the crew was already ready to turn in, Jules was still shuffling things around, like a duck nesting, trying to make everybody understand that "that" hole was not exactly what he was used to.  He was still at it, when most of the lights went out and nobody rightly new when and how did he ever managed to lay down to sleep.

Five o'clock was the customary alarm time for the eight o'clock start.  While Esteban started on the breakfast (a continental breakfast, but first class - that's how the Captain liked it and how the crew learned to prepare and enjoy it), wonderfully smelling coffee, fruits, marmalades, fresh butter, white and rye toast (the Captain absolutely refused to admit rye could be toasted), the rest, after standard personal hygiene activities started preparing the gear on deck.  Only Roberto remembered the sixth member of the crew:  Jules.  It took the proverbial tact of the Captain to get him on his feet, just about moments before the breakfast was served.  While everybody truly enjoyed the meal, Jules was crawling out of his bunk, trying to compose himself.  Daylight started showing outside.  While the miserable forecast update decided which sails were going to be used at the start, everybody finished - that is, everybody except Jules, with the breakfast and went about the respective chores.  George made an observation to Jules about his berth, which stayed in the same condition as when he crawled out of it, and he started to make some sort of order.
At ten to seven George ordered the crew on deck.  Engine was started.  Mainsail and mizzen were expertly hoisted, while a 25-knot wind was making all kinds of racket, promising a lively start.  There were six categories, the big boats first, ANDROMEDAE starting in the fifth.  George took the helm, ordered two men to stow everything below, and sent the crew forward to weigh anchor.  With a little help from the engine, it was soon on deck, washed and being stowed below, as the least possible gear on deck was the rule.  With a slight turn of the wheel and a little sheet on both sails,  she heeled well over and shot out between other vessels still at anchor.  George liked to get the feel for the boat, before deciding the foresail choice.  While other boats started maneuvering inside the harbor, the customary pre-race tension hung in the air, and the well-trained crew slipped into a well-rehearsed mode.  A watch on the bow called in the position, course and speed of other yachts, while George sorted their way through the bay.  In general everything was running smoothly towards the red flag.
Medium flat jenny was the verdict.  It was on and up in six minutes flat.  Now the boat really started going.  Each tack or jibe was accompanied by the normal noises a sailboat makes,  which to a newcomer does not necessarily sounds too encouraging.  The boat was ready inside, everything properly stowed and tied, ready for a heavy race.  Jules finished his breakfast, managed to load the excess into the sink and started preparing his camera.  At 07:50 the first signal broke the atmosphere and the whole crew slipped into their respective roles.  At the blue flag the Captain had to perform an emergency jibe to avoid a two-tonner turning for the final approach.  The Navy's FORTUNA came as always from way behind at full speed, the cadets working their butts off right from the beginning, to make a good show of the start.  The smaller craft scattered in front of her as she reached the line dead on the gun.  Second category five minutes after that, third and fourth, and George began weaving his magic for a miracle approach.  The wind was on the starboard quarter, so at least there was not going to be too much confusion on the line.  At 08:18:20 ANDROMEDAE  jibed neatly and crossed the line two seconds after the gun.
Squeezing through the narrow harbor entrance, with the stone pier on starboard protecting the fleet for a while from the heavy swell, till they passed the pier light and got hit with the full fury of the waves.  And the race was on.

Copyright George J. Horak 2000

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